Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, youbecause he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.
So, I found @actualcommanderhandsome and his perfect Levi at MTAC and proceeded to creep on them.
It was great.
it’s so cute i want an army of them
Natashas! with way less extreme hair swishing than I set out to draw oh well
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
the gentleman vampire
he is polite, he will attend the theater with you, will compliment your gown, the gleam in your hair, will pour your drink. but once you invite him in, that debonair and charming air gives way to the monster beneath.
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.